So far college has been okay. I moved in, got unpacked, and have been doing Welcome Week activities. Today, however, I managed to piss off the gods of chance, and paid for it.
I was participating in a competition of sorts, and I was to imitate a Jaguar. This entailed crawling around on all fours and growling. I figured, it's been a good day, so I did it. Right as I finished my imitation, I simultaneously put my knee down on my hand and yanked my hand forward.
Dislocated my index, middle, and ring fingers on my left hand all at the same time.
Well shit. I popped 'em back in, got an icepack from the student center, and kept going.